Lata Happy 2009 !
Last seen: 07 Jan 2009
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  FRIENDS! FOR YOUR VIEWING AND LISTENING PLEASURE.
DOZO (please in Japanese)
 http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=LWZJNh-h0Gc&feature=channel_page SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS&STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.  PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.         
 
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGuEpDJqVQ&feature=relatedTHIS IS FOR YOU.ENJOY!
WITH LOVE AND APPRECIATION .
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CHEERS! SAYONARA! http://www.quotegarden.com/friendship.html
 
 
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 PEOPLE FROM OUR PAST HAVE SAID
HATE IS ALSO A KIND OF LOVE.YOUR
HATERS ARE YOUR BIGGEST FANS.
I BELIEVE IT. 
SHER-O-SHAYARI TIME !
* Ek Sher sunati hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunati hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno !!!!!!!!!
Wah wah wah subhan-allah!!!
* Yeh mere aasu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi,
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.
* Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
* Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
* Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"
* Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada,
Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada.
* Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yeki aaya,
Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se.
* Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,
Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho.
* Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,
Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.
* Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,
Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.
* Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,
Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya.
* Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,
Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.
* Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle,
Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.
* Kamse kam maut se aisi mujhe ummid nahi,
Jindgi tune to diya dhoke pe dhoka
* Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabara khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!
* Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
* Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
* Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.
* Na jane ashk se aakho me kyo hai aaye hue,
Gujar gaya hai jamana tuzhe bhula ye huye.
* Jo hamse tum n mile to kuch hum mar na gaye,
Kahne ko bat rehe gayi aur din gujar gaye.
* Dil woh nagar nahi ki phir aabad ho sake,
Pachtawoge suno ye basti ujad ke.
* Janaje ko woh mere rukwa ke bole,
ye launtenge kab tak, kaha ja rahe ho.
* Koi aahat koi aawaz koi chah nahi,
Dil ki galiya badi sunsan hai aaye koi.
* Khushi se aag laga o es muhalle me,
Mera makan hi nahi tumhara ghar bhi hai.
* Pahle to khushi me bhi nikal aate the aasu,
Aab ranj bhi hota hai to rona nahi aata.
* Kata samaz kar hamse n daman bacha e ye,
Gujri hui bahar ki ek yadgar hu.
* Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki,
Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.
* Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
*
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
*
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
*
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
*
Tum pucho aur hum na bata ye aise to halat nahi,
Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi bat nahi.
*
Mai akela hi chala tha janibemanzil ki taraf,
Log aate gaye aur karwa banta gaya.
* Kya hamari daur ke kuch pine wale uth gaye,
Aaj khali kyo lag rahe hai paimane kai.
* Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....
*
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.
Love Select Me
Teri LOVELY EYES ne
mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai
ki meene sabko REJECT karke
tujko SELECT kiya hai
SELECT kiye maine pyar se
Dil nahi todna mera inkar se.
PC Ka Judna
Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
Do PC judte judte, Hang kar gaye.
yadon mein kabhee aap bhi khoyae hongae,
khulee ankon se kabhee aap bhi soyae hongae,
mana hasna hai aadath gum chupanae ki,
par haste-haste kabhee aap bhi royae hongae!!!
dard kafi hai bekudhe ke liye,
maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liyae
hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dumbo ke liye!!
faslae mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhnaa
dosti ka yeh ristha humesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum
anakho mein humesha humara intezaar rakhna!!
ek pathar kafi hai sisha thodnae ke liye
ek baath kafi hai dil thodnae ke liye
aur ek dost kafi hai zindagi jee lene ke liye!!
kuch nasha apki baton ka hai,
kuch nasha dheemi barsat ka hai,
hamne aap yunhi sharabi math kahiyae
yeh dil par asar apkae mulaqat ka hai!!
jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
manant mein kabhi qayamath nahi hoti,
dil bhi sochkar lagana ae dost
ishq ki quaid mein kabhi jannath nahi hoti!!
jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga
gum ye nahi hai ki woh bhool gayae humko
gum yeh hai ki ro ro ke bhulaya hoga!!
yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khonae na dengae
sharafat se contact me rehnaa
varna kaan ke nichae do kheench ke denge!!
ulfat ka akher yahi dastur hota hai,
jisae chaho woh hi apnae se dur hota hai,
dil tut kar bhi bikartha hai is kedar,
jaise koyee kaanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai!!
dil todna humari adat nahi,
dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe
dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!
umar ki raah me insaan badal jathe hai
waqt ki aandhi main tufaan badal jathe hai
soctha hoon tumhe pareshan na karu
lekin baad mein iradha badal jatha hai!!
usko chaha bhi tho izhaar karna na aaya,
kat gayi umar saari humein pyar karna na aaya
usnae manga bhi agar kuch tho jindagi mangi
aur humne inkaar bhi karnae na aaya!!
gum mein hasane walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jatha
lehron se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jatha
honewale ho jate hai kudh hi dil se apnae
kisi ko kehkar apna banya nahi jatha!!
unhe adath hai zakhm dene ki,
apni to fitrath hai gum chupane ki,
ab tho adath si pad gayi hai ansu pe jaane ki
kya haseen saza di hai zalim se dil lagane ki!!
jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
tumse bat kare tho i keep trying
jab thu door jaye i fell like crying
are ithna tension math le i was just joking
unhe yeh shikwa hogee ki hum unhe yaad karthae hi nahi,
par kambakath unhe yeh kaun samjhayae ki hum unhe yaad
kaisae karen jinhe bhula sakthe hi nahi.!!
Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.
Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya.
main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur,
yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai,
magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost,
kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.
bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi
aur phool khilne se pehle hi
..........................................bakri kha gayi.
ZINDAGI KISI KI MOHTAJ NAHI HOTI
DOSTI SIRF JAZBAAT NAHI HOTI
KUCH TO KHAYAL AAYA HOGA KHUDA KO, VARNA
YUNHI APAKI HUM SE MULAKAT NA HOTI.
HAR KALI TUMSE KHUSBU UDHAR MANGE,
AFTAB TUJSE NUR UDHAR MANGE,
RAB KARE TU DOSTI AISE NIBHAYE,
KI LOG MUJSE TERI DOSTI UDHAR MANGE
YAAD KARTI HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEIN
DIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN,
HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN,
HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN
CHAHANE SE KOI CHIZ APANI NAHI HOTI
HAR MUSKAN KHUSHI NAHI HOTI,
KEHNA TO CHHAHTE HAIN BAHOT KUCH, MAGAR
KABHI ALFAZ TO KABHI ZUBAN SATH NAHI HOTI
  
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